Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table at which he’s fed.
Tax his tractor, Tax his mule, Teach him taxes are the rule.
Tax his work, Tax his pay, He works for peanuts anyway!
Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat.
Tax his ties, Tax his shirt, Tax his work, Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he tries to think.
Tax his cigars, Tax his beers, If he cries tax his tears.
Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find other ways to tax him.
Tax all he has then let him know that you won’t be done
Till he has no dough.
When he screams and hollers; then tax him some m ore,
Tax him till he’s good and sore.
Then tax his coffin, Tax his grave, tax the sod in which he’s laid.
Put these words upon his tomb, ‘Taxes drove me to my doom…’
When he’s gone, do not relax, its time to apply the inheritance tax.
Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL license Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Excise Taxes
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel Permit Tax
Gasoline Tax (44.75 cents per gallon)
Gross Receipts Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Personal Property Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service Charge Tax
Social Security Tax
Road Usage Tax
Sales Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone Federal Excise Tax
Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax
Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax
Telephone State and Local Tax
Telephone Usage Charge Tax
Utility Taxes
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax
STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation was the
most prosperous in the world.
We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in
the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.
What in the world happened? Can you spell ‘politicians?’
And I still have to ‘press 1′ for English!?!?!?!?
I hope this goes around THE USA at least 100 times!!!!! YOU can help
it get the re!!!!
GO AHEAD – - – BE AN AMERICAN!!!!!!
Who thinks that voting for Obama or Mccain will change this in our favor?
If so then you are on something I want to try.
Bruce I propose we shrink it before I cast myself out of it. 85% of my work shouldn’t go to taxes, sorry. You want history lesson, read the 10 steps to creating a SOCIALIST society. Step 1 heavy income tax. Read the rest of the steps and realize, we have all ten already. Sorry, not into socialism, not into forced slavery either, forced to pay a tax or you go to jail. Hmmmm sounds like someone owns someone to me. BTW I was never for nation building either, and I don’t believe that we are under any threat. It’s all a sham, I will not pay for it. Name a generation that there hasn’t been a war to fund? It’s because simple folk that have to worry about their families and food and shelter want to attack us right? Whatever, it all to get you to go along with them. The facts are all there you just have to see how they are playing you like a chessboard. "It is the first job of every citizen to question the authority of the state".
Oh no mac you got it all wrong, money and taxes and politics is what I do. I understand more than most, probably why I am here everyday trying to open peoples eyes. Simple steps for simple people sir. One thing at a time for all the TV generation, only a 15 minute attention span with short term memory loss.
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