MY BRATTY LITTLE SISTERS BIRTHDAY?

My mum and dad think my annoying little 7 year old sister, Jamelia is a little princess, and its her birthday next month so they are obviously planning the bratt a birthday party.
I heard her planning it. I dont know what to do about the bratt. I cant get them to see what a bratt she is (My parents).

Shes having a £300 birthday cake and a stretch pink limo with all her pathetic, irritating little bratty friends they are all going to this massive ‘princess ball’ and Jamelia is having a £200 designer party dress. They are all sleeping over at our house, and the next day they are going to bowling and the cinema then this really really posh restraunt! Its so unfair.

Originally, she was going to have a limo to the cinema and then they went bowling then her friends slept over and went home the next day but my little sister said that that was "Sad and pathetic" and she said to my mum and dad "what do you think i am, a dog? Your so thick! I need more LOVE. Thats a crap party"
I am absolutely disguisted, i dont understand.

On my 14th birthday my mum let me have a few friends over and totally embaressed me with some party banners of the wall and a few sausage rolls and that was it. Everyone basically laughed in my face, ESPECIALLY Jamelia. She played up to everyone there and fluttered her stupid little eyelashes and they all thought she was cute and i said she was a rat so now they think im absolutely HORRIBLE!

I told my mum that it wasnt fair, and just asked her why but she just told me i was being pathetic and went through the whole ‘starving kids in africa’ routine that she rants on about, often.
What can i do :(

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Designer Dog Collar Shows Owner’s Love for Pet

Designer Dog Collar Shows Owner’s Love for Pet

Nothing says love to a pet canine like a designer dog collar and there are enough designers to fulfill that need for every size and color desired by the pet’s owner. They can even be embellished with gemstones or personalized with the animal’s name and some pet owners are not shy about showing their love for their pets by buying them a designer dog collar.

The real sports fan can find a designer dog collar for their favorite professional sports team and have their pet join in rooting for the team during games. It is not unusual for a pet owner to have a designer dog collar for all the sports teams in their market and allow the pet to wear a different one during that sport’s season. One for baseball, one for football, basketball and hockey can help the pet feel closer to its owner by showing its pride for the same team.

What female dog would not like a designer dog collar with crystal-like designs or jewel-encrusted bow-shaped clasp to hold it together? This type of collar would probably make just about any young lady canine feel more special and feminine.

Match Pet’s Personality With Designer Dog Collar

Many pet owners will tell you that every dog has its own personality and their designer dog collar should express that animal’s temperament. You have seen the tiny, fragile looking canines, often being toted around by celebrities and their collar is typically small and equally fragile as the celebrity attempts to match the designer dog collar to the pet’s appearance.

On the other side is the thick, wide black leather collars, often encrusted with silver spikes that can be found on larger dogs or breeds typically known to be more aggressive. Additionally, a few pet owners will want to show the bond between themselves and their pets and if they wear a leather jacket, they will have a leather jacket for the dog as well as a designer dog collar emphasizing their size and penchant for confrontation.

There is no shortage of pet owners willing to lavish gifts on their dogs as many consider them like family and believe that nothing is too good for them. A designer dog collar can often cost more than traditional collars with some of the least expensive stating at about . It is not unusual to see them for over 0 and a designer dog collar decorated with real gems can cost well into the thousands of dollars to pamper your pet.

There are many ways in which you can improve your love with pets. If you want to learn more about dog collars, author of this article, Tanja Kelly., has made an informational website about Dog Collars and Designer Dog Collars.

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I'm writing a story i know some of you might of read some of it but i added some more to it?

Chapter 1

If I died would I be missed, cried over, or even remembered? Would my parents bother to burry me or just leave me there to rot? Laying there in my bed feeling hatred toward my parents I thought of all escape routes. But none of them seem quite right.
I stood up and went to the mirror I looked over my outfit and my face. I’m not like most kids my hair is red and curly. I’m not exactly skinny but definitely skinnier than most. I have clothes that I don’t see on most others. Also my parents are rich and famous who cares because I certainly don’t! My mom is a fashion designer, if you consider it fashionable even. Father dearest is an actor who is in a ton of what critics consider “good movies”. That is if you consider a good movie a movie where a guy, who is a total jerk, finds love in the end a good movie. Disgusting!
“Crimson Ziya Kelly get your but out here!” My so lovely mother dearest yelled back to me.
Crimson Ziya Kelly, that is me, it means blood light bright headed. I’m honestly not sure what my mother was thinking. Who names the kid after blood? Apparently my terrible mother, who half the time ignores me, names her daughter that. Of course my father is no better.
Running out to see what I was in trouble for this time I tripped over my dog. Bob Marley, my komondor, is my only friend. That’s what is great about dogs they don’t care if you are rich or poor, have rich and famous parents or have normal parents, or even if you are abnormal. Bob was rescued from an animal shelter when I was five, he was abused really badly but he is doing great now. Bob is really fat now, I guess giving him a lot of treats kind of does that. He’s around 95 pounds and the average is 80 pounds.
“What did I do this time?” I said with heavy drama intended
“Would you like to explain your report card?”
“Not really no.” I said dryly
“Just explain why you have two F’s and three D’s” Trying not to yell
“Hey your leaving out the two A’s I have”
That put her over the edge and she stormed out of the living room dramatically like a teenage girl who just got her phone taken away. Lets just say this isn’t our first argument. We have had the most arguments in our household. Don’t get me wrong me and my dad argue to. Father dearest and I usually argue about my mother and I arguing.
“Crimson!” My father hollered for me “Get yourself in here now!”
“Oh yeah another argument awaiting.” I said sarcastically to myself as I walked back to his room. “What do you want father?” I asked in an obviously annoyed tone
“Would you please explain why you were so disrespectful to your mother?”
“Well I think you would know I mean you’re married to her.”
“Would you care to rephrase that?” He suggested
“No, it is the truth after all I mean you are married to her for whatever reason so you should obviously know how annoying she is. Also you taught me to be honest. Just saying.”
“Give me your phone! You are grounded to your room and no computer or anything fun for two weeks!” He informed me
“Gosh you are just…uhh!” i wasn’t sure how to finish that.
I then proceeded to run out of his room and out of the house. I made sure Bob Marley was with me and we ran into the woods behind our house. Music, yes that’s it music would help me calm down. Since Bob was with me I had to listen to Bob Marley. We made up a dance together one time when I was eight to “three little birds” by Bob Marley.
I know I will just be in more trouble by doing this but I need to cool off. Last time I did this was four months ago. My mom was mad about me not eating what the chef made for dinner. Who eats caviar? Its little fish eggs, I don’t want to eat fish eggs. She told me that I would be forced to sit there till I ate so being me I got up and walked out the door and didn’t come back for a few hours.
Bob started barking and would not shut up! Squirrels make him go crazy. I decided that I should go home because its starting to get dark. Also I have school tomorrow. I never cared for school, I don’t fit in, the uniform sucks, and teachers hate me. I only enjoy one class out of the eight classes I have. Art because I like to be creative. Other than that I take English, Science, Gym, History, Math, core plus (barley counts as a class), and Reading.
I have one friend in school. Her name is Autumn Johnson. She is really sweet and her parents are normal. She has blonde hair that is wavy and pale skin. One of the best things is that she could care less that my parents are famous and she doesn’t like them either.

Chapter 2

Around seven I returned home and my parents weren’t there. I looked around the house and all I found was a note.
Crimson- you are not grounded but that does not mean you aren’t punished. Sense you hate acting so much you will be staring in a movie. Your father and I will be out for the evening. After dinner we will be going to get you an outfit for your audition. See you when we get back. ~Mom
What! Me in a movie! Oh
i would like feedback and by the way just be flat out honest with what you think because i don’t get offended easily. i am aware that there are probably a lot of typos throughout it. but i figure i can go back later and fix those. if the fact that there are not indents to start the new paragraphs gets your goat i am sorry but just blame yahoo for not letting me add those.
i am aware that most households do not act like this but remember that this is from crimsons view point so it is bias and you are only getting one side of it. sense she is a teenager things can seem more dramatic than they are.
Thank you for your feedback if you provide it =)
also yahoo cut me off so here is the rest of it:

What! Me in a movie! Oh that is so not happening. Unless it is a horror film and I am the evil villain. Then I would consider it. But sense it is a punishment im probably going to be in a stupid chick flick.
The next morning when I woke up I took a shower and then when I went to get dressed all my clothes were gone except a couple outfits. They were hideous. One was a green dress with a jacket another one was a sweater that was blue and a skirt. The last one was a pair of jeans and a shirt with a weird stripe pattern.
The least ugly thing was the jeans and shirt. I went down stairs and saw my parents eating pancakes. They glanced up at me and smiled at me. That was a first in a while they never smile at me, they usually glare. Of course they were only smiling because they have their way.
“What happened to my clothes?” I asked trying to be calm.
“Well your punishment is to be in a movie and you don’t know how to act. So you have to b
“Well your punishment is to be in a movie and you don’t know how to act. So you have to be the part.” My dad told me
“What am I suppose to be exactly?
“You are a cheerleader and when your not in uniform you dress like that.”
“Yeah that’s not happening.”
“We thought this might happen which is why we gave your other clothes to the thrift store. So those who cant afford fashion can have something to wear.” My mom pitched in.
“You gave my clothes away?” I said shocked
“I do believe that is what your mother just said.”
Glaring at them I ate breakfast while I tried to think of a way to make these clothes somewhat awesome.

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Is this good enough, it sucks that leap year is every four years, but is it good enough?

My husbands birthday was on February 29th.
It is so sad. His parents are divorced and his mother celebrated his birthday every 4 years and his Dad celebrated it on the 28th. Is this fair that his mother wanted him to be born on that date, he was 10 weeks pre-mature and he gets a birthday every four years?

According to his mother, he will be celebrating his 8th birthday in 4 years, which I think it is sad.
We are getting married in March, and I think it is sad, the way his mother treats him with gifts.

His Dad, is the best. When I am with his brothers and sisters and half sibling and step siblings, who ALL live with his Dad, they make me feel like I am in Cheaper By The Dozen or 19 Kids and Counting or Yours Mine and Ours. They are so loving. Especially his step-mother. She is happy and they are like the best family, ever. They are like normal parents and they give birthday gifts every year, not every four years.

His mother abused him by verbal, his mother just hates him. I am not serious, she even admitted it. She has a good job, she is not poor, she can afford birthday gifts all the time! She had my husband when she was 14, she is 42 years old! She has a good retirement plan and she had rich parents, who gave her a lot of money. She still refuses to care for my husband and love him.

Is that sad ^?

Well this year, he wants to forget about his mother and focus on other things.
Tonight, we will have a special dinner. I will take him and we will eat with nobody, last
night we had a family birthday dinner (and we had a ball/fun time).

And I am getting him 2 puppies. I found both at the pound for free, they were cute, they are different breeds, person at pound said they get along great! They will be 8 weeks old today, and I cant wait!

We will go to church at 2:00 pm, we will change once we are home and pack up. I am taking him to the beach for 5days, where the pound is located. We will leave the house at 4:30 pm. We will go to a fancy restaurant in fancy clothes at 5:30 pm, while on road. We will eat and have a small cake for dessert. Then we will arrive at the beach condo at 9:30 pm and enjoy a few days. The condo is his Dads so no money :) . Road Trip is like 0 and dinner will be 0, but we are fine. I had a budget of ,500. I got a little extra money at work, so I made it his gift. We will open a gift I got him in the condo and have some whine. Then we will change in PJ’s and watch a movie or play video games.
Then we will just enjoy 5 days of the beach, we will walk on the beach, take some photos for the wedding, relax, go mini golfing and go to an arcade. We will also go rock climbing and do fun/romantic/interesting things. We will mostly be inside and enjoy the sun set.

Then on Friday, we will leave. I will tell him we will have time to look at the pound for an hour or two and we go in. We go to see the English Bull Dog (female) and the Puggle (female) and I will tell him it is ours. He will flip out and get them. We will keep on driving and stop at a Pet Smart, buy supplies and all.

Then on Saturday, the next day, at night, he will do a work thing from 3:00 pm- 6:00 pm
Then he will come home at 7:00 pm, then we will have a surprise party.

I spent about ,500 on this WHOLE thing and it was my extra money. I bet he will do something special for my birthday, and we might make a baby on the way.

Please dont call me spoiled. It is our extra wedding money that we had for the budget of the wedding, the extra honey moon money, the extra work money from work, and some money I saved just for him.

I have seen my friends who spent like ,000 on their husband/wifes birthday.
My friend, got her husband an ice sculpture, that would melt in like 3 days or less, for ,000.
Oh, and it was, like a small sculpture.

I just build memories for my husband for his birthday, and make up some years his mother ruined for him!

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more dark and stormy night……?

16. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had
also never met.

17. He fell for her like his heart was a mob informant and she was the East
River.

18. Even in his last years, Grandpappy had a mind like a steel trap, only
one that had been left out so long, it had rusted shut.

19. Shots rang out, as shots are wont to do.

20. The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this
plan just might work.

21. The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating
for a while.

22. He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck, either, but a
real duck that was actually lame, maybe from stepping on a land mine or
something.

23. The ballerina rose gracefully en pointe and extended one slender leg
behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant.

24. It was an American tradition, like fathers chasing kids around with
power tools.

25. He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as if
she were a garbage truck backing up.

26. Her eyes were like limpid pools, only they had forgotten to put in any
pH cleanser.

27. She walked into my office like a centipede with 98 missing legs.

28. It hurt the way your tongue hurts after you accidentally staple it to
the wall.
oh 28 is my favorite
in order to understand this one you have to have read the earlier one

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How do make my dog stop peeing in his water bowl?

This is crazy. Everytime I give him fresh water, , within 30 minutes…… he’s pee’d in it!
I know that one of those automatic water jug/ bowls won’t work. He tears everything up, thinking it’s a toy.

He’s an outside dog, in a fenced in, concrete lot.
I put him on an extended tie-out, in my yard, every other day. I take him for walks in the evening. He gets plenty of love & attention.
I just can’t seem to keep fresh water for him.

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What type of pet can I get, and how do I convince my parents? Please help!?

Ok I have a small dog, and a betta fish.
I really want to get another pet, I LOOOVE animals :)
I’ve all ready asked my mom and dad if maybe I could get a guinea pig. I researched them well, to make sure I am able to provide for them. I showed them pictures of how cute they were and told them what they need and stuff. They shot me down with a stern no, right away. "No more animals in this house!" I’ve been trying for months, but unfortunately it’s a no on the guinea pig. Then one day I was in Petco looking at the animals. I came across this beautiful sky blue parakeet. I fell in love and wanted one so bad. I asked my mom. And she gave me an even more sure no. She says they smell and are loud and discusting. I told her that They don’t smell, and that this one is very quiet, the rest were chirping and this one was just sweet :) Then I said I could keep it in my room so that you would never hear it or smell it. I said that I’d clean it’s cage every day if I had too, and I meant it. Ok, I have two questions.
1. How do I convince my mom to let me get a bird.
OR 2. what is a pet that would fit these requirements? There is no way that I’d have a chance unless it fit under these: can’t smell, can’t be noisy, can’t be dirty, can’t be too big, can’t eat crickets or bugs, can’t be a mouse or something, she HATES mice. {I think they are soo cute :) Is there anything that would fit under those requirements besides a fish? {I have one of those already} Also, I tried showing them I was responsible for one. I started doing things I never did often. I kept my room clean {it’s usually ridiculesly messy!} I was the first one to give my dog food and water when she needs it, I brush her every night {she needs to be cause of her curly hair} I taught hre a few new tricks, she always get’s stuff caught in her fur and I always cut them out. I put my wet towels from my pool in the tub, I set the table, and stuff like that. It really shows because my brother just says to me "hey misty {our dog} has something stuck in her fur!" and does nothing about it, so I step in. Then when my brother is playing video games I set the table. Yet whenever I menchion a pet they turn me down. Can someone please help? P.S REALLY sorry about my huge questiion! Thank you so much if you actually took the time to read it! :) :)

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Translate this to french please?

Hi! I’d appreciate it if a fluent French speaking person would
translate these sentences. (no computer translating please)

hello
how are you today ?
-i am fine.

could you tell me a little bit about yourself?
-well, i was born 25 november 1984. i grew up in a very wealthy suburb.
my father was a clothing designer.

how was it to play a younger hannibal lector?
-i initially hesitated to audition for the role because i felt the character’s popularity put pressure on whoever took the role to deliver a faultless performance. it was my second english movie, and my first where i spoke english in a leading role.

are you single?
-yes

why do you have a scar on your cheek?
-i was 6 years old and i tried do ride a dog like a horse.

what are your future plans ?
not to drown in the love i have stored for a special person..

do you think that your love is out there?
yes, and i’ve found her. her name is Lisa Velazquez.

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May be adopting a dog, what will I need?

I’ve been visiting the shelter every week or two to see what they have, and while I haven’t fell in love with anything yet, I have started aquiring things like dog bowls and toys. I would like to get some more important things. However, I’m really not sure what.

Since I’m looking more at the dogs individually than by breed, I don’t know what size it will be, so that makes getting a crate, leash, etc difficult.

Any ideas?

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I’m I spoiled? Not trying to brag at all. Please understand that.?

Well first off I would like to say I am not trying to put anyone down. But I would like to know because a friend called me spoiled and then wasn’t my friend. However after that she started being nice to me. But I have my own cell phone (I got it so I could call my parents after sports but I am aloud to call friends and things)
I have a camera
I might get a TV in my bedroom for Christmas
I got an Ipod for my birthday from my Grandma
Also I don’t get any allowance but my mom will get me things.
I do help around the house.
I get very good grades and love to read.
I recently knit hats for the babies at a hospital. I helped out at an animal shelter, donated to an animal shelter and walk my neighbors dogs. (I love animals very very much) I do not think I am spoiled but do think I am lucky. The only reason I am asking this is because two friends have said I am spoiled. Also if this helps determine your oppinion I have a sister (we have our own rooms) and i’m 13. I also have two half brothers but they live in Oregon with their mom. Please again I am not trying to brag or put anyone down. And I shop at Limited Too and Aeropostle for clothes and I have some designer purses I have gotten for Christmas and Birthdays (Douney and Bourke.) Please nothing too hurtful.

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