Where do I apply for a designer dog registration?

I was just informed that IF you know the breed of the dog’s parents…then you have a crossbreed..aka…designer dog

If you dont know where the dog came from, then you have a mutt…mongrel.

Just so happens, I ran across Murphy’s fosters today and they have pointed out exactly who the mother and the father of my dog were.

Sooo, does that mean that he’s no longer a mutt…and now a designer cross breed? Is there anything special that I need to do for him, since his dog status has changed?

OMFG….I am sooooo excited!!!! Got to get him a Burberry collar and a carrier …since he’s no longer a mutt!!!!!!

LEGIT: just curios..which state/country does everyone reside in?
Pamela…I’m kidding, of course!

Stacey… fellow Virginian..huh? :)
cj…well, officially I havent chosen a moronic name to call him yet! So hold off on the hating!!!
No Problem guys…I’m just over the byb questions today…hope I’m not wasting anyone’s time on this :)
It was all GONE….I am not a wine drinker, but that was good!
hmmm…….sangria sounds good, weekend cant come soon enough!
Thanks for the laugh guys! I hope EVERYONE understands the joke in this lol. I am going to pose this idea to the next …MY LABRADOODLE IS A BREED…person…see what they have to say about that

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How can I get my dog to swim?

I got a Lab/ Australian Shepard mix recently who is approx 15 weeks old… The people I got him from told me both of the parents loved to swim. I would love for him to swim so I took him to a pool but he wouldnt get in, even just on the steps… When I jump in he seems that he wants to but then I guess gives up and walks away… Is there anything I can do to to make him want to jump in? I have also tried throwing a ball in and he soes the same thing like whwen I jump in…

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MY BRATTY LITTLE SISTERS BIRTHDAY?

My mum and dad think my annoying little 7 year old sister, Jamelia is a little princess, and its her birthday next month so they are obviously planning the bratt a birthday party.
I heard her planning it. I dont know what to do about the bratt. I cant get them to see what a bratt she is (My parents).

Shes having a £300 birthday cake and a stretch pink limo with all her pathetic, irritating little bratty friends they are all going to this massive ‘princess ball’ and Jamelia is having a £200 designer party dress. They are all sleeping over at our house, and the next day they are going to bowling and the cinema then this really really posh restraunt! Its so unfair.

Originally, she was going to have a limo to the cinema and then they went bowling then her friends slept over and went home the next day but my little sister said that that was "Sad and pathetic" and she said to my mum and dad "what do you think i am, a dog? Your so thick! I need more LOVE. Thats a crap party"
I am absolutely disguisted, i dont understand.

On my 14th birthday my mum let me have a few friends over and totally embaressed me with some party banners of the wall and a few sausage rolls and that was it. Everyone basically laughed in my face, ESPECIALLY Jamelia. She played up to everyone there and fluttered her stupid little eyelashes and they all thought she was cute and i said she was a rat so now they think im absolutely HORRIBLE!

I told my mum that it wasnt fair, and just asked her why but she just told me i was being pathetic and went through the whole ‘starving kids in africa’ routine that she rants on about, often.
What can i do :(

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I'm writing a story i know some of you might of read some of it but i added some more to it?

Chapter 1

If I died would I be missed, cried over, or even remembered? Would my parents bother to burry me or just leave me there to rot? Laying there in my bed feeling hatred toward my parents I thought of all escape routes. But none of them seem quite right.
I stood up and went to the mirror I looked over my outfit and my face. I’m not like most kids my hair is red and curly. I’m not exactly skinny but definitely skinnier than most. I have clothes that I don’t see on most others. Also my parents are rich and famous who cares because I certainly don’t! My mom is a fashion designer, if you consider it fashionable even. Father dearest is an actor who is in a ton of what critics consider “good movies”. That is if you consider a good movie a movie where a guy, who is a total jerk, finds love in the end a good movie. Disgusting!
“Crimson Ziya Kelly get your but out here!” My so lovely mother dearest yelled back to me.
Crimson Ziya Kelly, that is me, it means blood light bright headed. I’m honestly not sure what my mother was thinking. Who names the kid after blood? Apparently my terrible mother, who half the time ignores me, names her daughter that. Of course my father is no better.
Running out to see what I was in trouble for this time I tripped over my dog. Bob Marley, my komondor, is my only friend. That’s what is great about dogs they don’t care if you are rich or poor, have rich and famous parents or have normal parents, or even if you are abnormal. Bob was rescued from an animal shelter when I was five, he was abused really badly but he is doing great now. Bob is really fat now, I guess giving him a lot of treats kind of does that. He’s around 95 pounds and the average is 80 pounds.
“What did I do this time?” I said with heavy drama intended
“Would you like to explain your report card?”
“Not really no.” I said dryly
“Just explain why you have two F’s and three D’s” Trying not to yell
“Hey your leaving out the two A’s I have”
That put her over the edge and she stormed out of the living room dramatically like a teenage girl who just got her phone taken away. Lets just say this isn’t our first argument. We have had the most arguments in our household. Don’t get me wrong me and my dad argue to. Father dearest and I usually argue about my mother and I arguing.
“Crimson!” My father hollered for me “Get yourself in here now!”
“Oh yeah another argument awaiting.” I said sarcastically to myself as I walked back to his room. “What do you want father?” I asked in an obviously annoyed tone
“Would you please explain why you were so disrespectful to your mother?”
“Well I think you would know I mean you’re married to her.”
“Would you care to rephrase that?” He suggested
“No, it is the truth after all I mean you are married to her for whatever reason so you should obviously know how annoying she is. Also you taught me to be honest. Just saying.”
“Give me your phone! You are grounded to your room and no computer or anything fun for two weeks!” He informed me
“Gosh you are just…uhh!” i wasn’t sure how to finish that.
I then proceeded to run out of his room and out of the house. I made sure Bob Marley was with me and we ran into the woods behind our house. Music, yes that’s it music would help me calm down. Since Bob was with me I had to listen to Bob Marley. We made up a dance together one time when I was eight to “three little birds” by Bob Marley.
I know I will just be in more trouble by doing this but I need to cool off. Last time I did this was four months ago. My mom was mad about me not eating what the chef made for dinner. Who eats caviar? Its little fish eggs, I don’t want to eat fish eggs. She told me that I would be forced to sit there till I ate so being me I got up and walked out the door and didn’t come back for a few hours.
Bob started barking and would not shut up! Squirrels make him go crazy. I decided that I should go home because its starting to get dark. Also I have school tomorrow. I never cared for school, I don’t fit in, the uniform sucks, and teachers hate me. I only enjoy one class out of the eight classes I have. Art because I like to be creative. Other than that I take English, Science, Gym, History, Math, core plus (barley counts as a class), and Reading.
I have one friend in school. Her name is Autumn Johnson. She is really sweet and her parents are normal. She has blonde hair that is wavy and pale skin. One of the best things is that she could care less that my parents are famous and she doesn’t like them either.

Chapter 2

Around seven I returned home and my parents weren’t there. I looked around the house and all I found was a note.
Crimson- you are not grounded but that does not mean you aren’t punished. Sense you hate acting so much you will be staring in a movie. Your father and I will be out for the evening. After dinner we will be going to get you an outfit for your audition. See you when we get back. ~Mom
What! Me in a movie! Oh
i would like feedback and by the way just be flat out honest with what you think because i don’t get offended easily. i am aware that there are probably a lot of typos throughout it. but i figure i can go back later and fix those. if the fact that there are not indents to start the new paragraphs gets your goat i am sorry but just blame yahoo for not letting me add those.
i am aware that most households do not act like this but remember that this is from crimsons view point so it is bias and you are only getting one side of it. sense she is a teenager things can seem more dramatic than they are.
Thank you for your feedback if you provide it =)
also yahoo cut me off so here is the rest of it:

What! Me in a movie! Oh that is so not happening. Unless it is a horror film and I am the evil villain. Then I would consider it. But sense it is a punishment im probably going to be in a stupid chick flick.
The next morning when I woke up I took a shower and then when I went to get dressed all my clothes were gone except a couple outfits. They were hideous. One was a green dress with a jacket another one was a sweater that was blue and a skirt. The last one was a pair of jeans and a shirt with a weird stripe pattern.
The least ugly thing was the jeans and shirt. I went down stairs and saw my parents eating pancakes. They glanced up at me and smiled at me. That was a first in a while they never smile at me, they usually glare. Of course they were only smiling because they have their way.
“What happened to my clothes?” I asked trying to be calm.
“Well your punishment is to be in a movie and you don’t know how to act. So you have to b
“Well your punishment is to be in a movie and you don’t know how to act. So you have to be the part.” My dad told me
“What am I suppose to be exactly?
“You are a cheerleader and when your not in uniform you dress like that.”
“Yeah that’s not happening.”
“We thought this might happen which is why we gave your other clothes to the thrift store. So those who cant afford fashion can have something to wear.” My mom pitched in.
“You gave my clothes away?” I said shocked
“I do believe that is what your mother just said.”
Glaring at them I ate breakfast while I tried to think of a way to make these clothes somewhat awesome.

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People experienced with a Siberian Husky?

I have done my research about them for two years now. I have had two dogs before but they were stolen.. and I take care of my step moms dogs and i have trained them,and groomed them,etc for 7 years.(i was 7 yrs old then! and they do perfectly fine now and are well trained) I need some more research from experienced owners on sibes if yall don’t mind? I’m supposed to get one some time this month.
Can they be inside dogs?(Like mostly inside and i will walk her twice a day each time is going to last 30 minutes.and i’ll play with her outside&then she’ll come back in)(It can be hot down here so i want her to be inside with the air conditioning)

I have heard they are very stubborn, but they eventually learn don’t they?I’m patient.

Can it be around a cat, as long as its grown up with one?(I’m looking at a 13 week old husky puppy). Is that young enough to train it to be with a cat?

I’ll be at school(since im going to high school)I’ll get out of school at around 2:30/2:50. What should i give it to keep it company while im at school&my parents are at work?(Oh and my mom only works 3 times a week bc shes a nurse so she’ll be with her 4 days out of the week when im at school.)

Will a kiddie pool with water and some ice keep her cool in the hot days like, after a walk or playtime?( I live in east Louisiana)

i know it sounds selfish, and i feel bad..but I don’t want to adopt because i want to finally have a dog to myself, that i name&raise. My parents will also help me raise her.

Thank you ,(:
im not moving out til i finish college, and yes i have the money to buy the dog

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Feeding dog only dog biscuts and mealbones treats everyday?

My parents have been spoiling our dog with table scraps and dog biscuts. Now the dog (about 15 lbs) will refuse to eat their regular dog food, and so now they’re just leaving flour dog biscuts and mealbone treats in the bowl for the dog to eat throughout the day..

I know it’s probally not healthy, but what are the short and long term effects?

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What do you think of my story so far?

Part One:
The Days Grow Shorter
Ogozaly/Human Hunting/- 6 -
Chapter One-The Days Are Numbered
-Matthew-
I stepped onto the hard, cold ground. It was freezing. Or, more accurately, I was. The cold morning frost lay peacefully on the leaves below me, and a sweet crunching sound came from them should they be were stepped on. The sun was just peeking out over the horizon, like a toddler dipping its toe in the water to check the temperature. The wind was still.
Jennifer, otherwise known as my mother, would be up soon. This time, as the first rays of light warm the ground, is the only time I can be alone.
I hate this life. The horrible life I live. You should know that, of course, I do have some good reasoning behind that statement. I have lots of good reasoning.
My life – the horrible part, I mean – started just four years and thirteen days after my birth. Jennifer loved me then. Still does. Loved me more than anything. I was her only child, and she had kept me as long as she could. But the people (and I’ll get to them) came, and they tried to take me away. For good.
I’ve read old books, preserved, that show that kind of thing happening. Usually the child ends up back with its parents, thanks to the police, the determined parents, and whatever other miracle decides to show. My case involves police, though not like the books describe them. And I have determined parents. They are just like the ones in the books, better, even. So I love them. They love me. And I wish, with all my heart and more, that I could say, right here, end of story.
But I can’t.
Ogozaly/Human Hunting/- 7 -
Chapter Two-The Backdrop
-Matthew-
The people who tried to take me away were called Recyclers, and they are a common sight in neighborhoods, like cockroaches or ants. They resemble scientists, with their white lab coats and stern faces, but they have a much different purpose. Whenever you have a naughty child or are grumpy or for whatever reason, don’t want your child, they are there. To take the child away.
Poof. No child. See me now, now you don’t. Gone. Without a thing left to remember them by.
I remember, just once, probably right before I turned four, seeing the process. It had been a cool fall day, the kind you want to savor with some smores and a bonfire. Leaves, similar to the crunchy ones that surround me now, were all over the place. There weren’t many houses. It was a rural area. Nothing special.
On that day I was outside, playing in a pile of leaves. I was having a great time with it, too. I would painstakingly pile the leaves into a perfect pile, get a running start across our porch, and then jump right into the thick of it. I was so short that if I landed right you couldn’t see me.
Then, just as I was combing the yard for some fresh leaves, I heard something. In my toddler brain, I knew it wasn’t any leaf, but it didn’t sound like the usual person either. The dogs and cats didn’t make that sound. It was, as I would later learn, yelling. The source was Mrs. Tully, who lived right next door. I found her in the middle of disciplining her son. She was screaming about how horrible he was and how there were better rats for sale out there. He just sat there, stunned. So did I.
After a few minutes, I guess Mrs. Tully had her full, and she stormed inside. I noted that her son was still outside.
Ogozaly/Human Hunting/- 8 -
“What happened?” I whispered to him. I felt like I was on an adventure. He was a prisoner of the evil dragon, and I had to rescue him. Or so my four year old self thought.
His reply came a few seconds later. “Nothing.” Well even I knew that was bull, and I told him it.
“You go away,” he responded in a mocking tone. “Or I’ll get my mother on you.” He was bigger than me, even if he was a bit younger, so he could have taken me down. But he didn’t. And I still wonder why.
Mrs. Tully came back just a few moments later, and I had to hide. She very gently told the boy to come inside. He listened. I figured the show was over and headed back to the front yard for some more leaf jumping. So I jumped and jumped on the leaves until they were pretty much brown goop. And then the Recyclers came.
It’s not like they come all melodramatically, like stiff robots carrying guns. They walk, they talk, they laugh, and they smile. No weapons are visible. Unlike most government positions, they dress fashionably, compromising the white lab jackets with scarves, hats, glasses, whatever.
So I got the impression that there was a party next door, all those fancy people heading up to the house, and then Mrs. Tully graciously welcoming them in. I liked parties. So my toddler self went up and knocked on the front door. In our neighborhood everyone is usually invited to parties, so I thought my invite might have been misplaced.
Well, the first one to answer was Mrs. Tully herself, and she looked absolutely jovial. So I filled her in on how my invitation must have been misplaced and how I would be happy to find it for her. S

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How do you bring a starving dog back to health?

Ok, first off, our dog hasent been eating for about 2 weeks. We originally thought it was the other dogs eating her food, so we brought her into the house to eat, but she didnt. She started losing weight, and energy, almost immediately. My parents tried different things but were unsuccessful. So I intervened, cause its not my dog but I dont want her die. We had BBQ hotdogs tonight, and there was 4 left over. Without anyone knowing, I tested a couple things. I brought out hotdogs, pizza, and a bowl of dog food. She ate the hotdogs and pizza without thinking. But, the dog food she wont even touch. Which I originally suspected cause of the lawsuit that was recently started.

Basically, she looks really bad, hips showing and all that. They were going to put her down tomorrow, but I got her to eat. Now, being half educated, I know that when somethings starving, the last thing you do is feed it a whole bunch. So, how do I bring her back to health?
Shes a full size poodle, and shes 15. Though she acted young, until recently. Do you feed her a little bit 5 times a day, or, medium amount 2 times, or, start off with a little bit frequently and increase. Or what?

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Dog died, cause of death..?

I had a toy poodle about 13 years of age, really old for a poodle. She always used to go to my parents little pool in their bathroom, it’s like a hot tub in the ground but filled with cool water. The pool had steps, so she could easily get out in case she fell in. She’s always been really strange as a dog, really whiny and needy for attention. A couple hours ago we found her body floating in the pool, and when my dad pulled her out we noticed she was bleeding from the mouth. We thought maybe she fell in and hit her head or something, or maybe she had a type of internal bleeding and fell in because of that. But then as i walked by her water bowl i noticed it was full, so i don’t know why she would go drink out of the pool. Maybe she’s forgetful, or maybe she went there to die? Would a dog intentionally drown itself?
sorry for the length, it’s just been hard, we had her for so long.

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HOLY CRAP. you gotta see this! just freaking crazy?

So I’m 18 (and a girl) and I just went to the most uncomfortable event I’ve ever been to. So I’m (more or less, secretly) seeing this boy who lives in my neighborhood. My aunt (my mom’s younger sister) is in town visiting and stayed with us last night. After dinner and we had all gone to bed, (about 1:30) I snuck over to this boy’s house (his parents are at the community center all night cooking brisket for the barbecue today). So we were kissing and whatnot, and things got a little hot and pretty soon we were getting it on seriously hardcore in his bedroom. Well needless to say, my heart leaped into my throat when I saw his mom pull in the driveway. I was totally 100% butt naked, no clothes on at all, and there was no time to escape. My clothes were scattered around his room, and i threw them up on top of his tv stand (like 8 feet tall) lol, and I made a break for his closet. I couldn’t move because I could hear his mom going around the house looking for something. Then she came into his room and asks why he’s still up and if he’s seen their dog leash. Lol. So I’m frozen and scared, cramped up in a little ball, butt naked on the floor of his (non walk-in) closet. So minutes turn into hours, still too scared to get out of there, and I ended up dozing off. Well I woke up at 7 am when his mom comes back into the room to wake him up to get dressed. He came and got me once the coast was clear, but my clothes were still up on that thing and it would have taken too long to get them, so I just grabbed one of his button-down shirts and bailed out the window. So then I was navigating my way back to my house over fences and across yards (including a 30 acre vacant field) in the dim overcast morning light, wearing only a button-down dress shirt (which was relatively ineffective in concealing my female parts). Well I finally got into my neighbor’s yard (there’s no fence between the two houses) after running slightly more than a mile and climbing fences, and I tripped and fell in their pool. So I finally get out and scamper to the back door (were I had left from) hoping it was still unlocked. It was. So I took the shirt off and wringed the water out of it, and walked in the house. I took one step, and stopped dead in my tracks. You could only hear the water droplets hitting the floor. My aunt was sitting there in the living room staring right at me. She had been up for an hour. She saw me come to the back door out of breath, soaking wet, completely butt naked, holding a boy’s dress shirt, and having been missing at least since she got up. She didn’t say anything. I just kinda sheepishly waved, and ran to my room, dried off, and crawled in bed. Today, at the barbecue, no one said a thing. My friend (with benefits) was there, his parents were there, my parents were there, and my aunt was there. I can’t believe I actually got away scott free. I’m going to be really nice to my aunt from now on. lol

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